IT'S STILL NOT HERE
WARNING TO ANY AND ALL OF THE NOT FEMALE VARIETY: there will be much bitching (that word again) and whining about female related matters. Read at your own risk...I can't even stand it. I haven't started my messy time yet and it's getting on my nerves. Not that I want it to be that time, but I know it's coming and necessary (what tests would I have to endure if it didn't come since "no sex"="not pregnant" and it would mean that something was wrong) and I would just like to get it over with all ready!!!
I am cranky. I am achy. I am having hormone induced mood swings that I can't get a grip on and I can't seem to stop craving everything and anything to eat. It all sounds so good that once I think about it, I must have it or go crazy with unfulfilled desire. I am not bloated; I am fat. I need to get this under control or I'm likely to be on the news like that guy they just cut out of his house & took to the hospital via flat bed truck.
Oh, and don't even get me started on how many times I was on the verge of tears yesterday reading e-mail and stories on the internet.
I feel like a failure of independent womanhood.
It's only been 34 days since the last one, which appears to be my average. I've been tracking myself for, oh, 7-8 months now and I just ran the numbers (I'm such a math dork) and it comes to 34.857... which rounds to 35 days between. So I get not one, but one and a half to two weeks of PMS; I'm so lucky.
This month is awful.
A nice, predictable 28 day cycle is the ONLY thing I miss about the pill.
posted by Ali @ 8:45 AM
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